Dear Shark Week,
Thank you for being at the beginning of August so I can lay around all day and watch sharks without feeling guilty. You rank in my top three favorite weeks of the year right next to Easter and Fourth of July. Now don’t be all mad that you don’t have the #1 spot. Resurrect the Son of God or shoot some fireworks and then we’ll talk. At any rate, I love you, Shark Week.
The girl in the shark socks
P.S.-To buy a ‘Live Every Week Like It’s Shark Week’ t-shirt, click here. And then call me so we can wear them on the same day and be twinsies.